An Affordable Vacation

Yeah, umm…you’re not going to Maui…
Yeah, umm…you’re not going to Maui…
We trust your visit will be a memorable one.
It’s best to stay inside until daylight, and then start driving, and drive quickly. (Grand Junction, Colorado)
Diamonds are a girl’s best friend.
Hop on. I promise not to take you to an orgy. (Istanbul, Turkey)