It’s best to stay inside until daylight, and then start driving, and drive quickly. (Grand Junction, Colorado)
Fortunately they don’t look at all crappy. Not in the least.
Cops and Robbers

I know this is outside the scope of your job, but we need your help.
Diamonds are a girl’s best friend.
Sometimes…
Because “look out below” didn’t fit on the sign. (Montreal, Canada)